Dygal, by Doogal

I would like to move to Oban and get some pet puffins once I graduate. Maybe I should just save money for a plane ticket and get an immigrant job there for a few months, and walk around and read alot. And make friends with the puffins. Man, that would be soooo awesome.

OBAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :D !

 I would like to announce that everyone is depressed.

Please leave a comment either confirming or denying the truth of this statement.

(Yes, that means you.)

Venting/gushing encouraged.

 So much for Midland's "immunity" from the rest of Michigan's economy:

http://money.cnn.com/2008/12/08/news/companies/dow_strategy/index.htm?cnn=yes

I have no words.

Except that I really feel 100% proud to be an American for the first time in my life right now.

VOTE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, VOTE!!!!!

That is all.
 

I bought two plants!




And they were only $5 each.

I am happy.

Somebody tell me it's April Fool's Day.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7596067.stm

I have a pretty dress.

That is all.

Oh! I just found two more reasons why you should kill yourself!

1) CNN just added a feature on their page where, upon clicking a little tshirt next to a headline, you can ORDER A TSHIRT WITH THAT HEADLINE ON IT!!! WOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE CNN

and

2) "In a fight that could also influence working-class voters, Obama and Clinton have sparred over Clinton's proposal to suspend the federal gas tax during the summer.

Clinton says she backs the tax holiday despite the "elite opinion" of economists who have widely called the tax holiday an ineffective method to lower record gas prices.

"I'm not going to put my lot in with economists," Clinton told George Stephanopolous on ABC's 'This Week' on Sunday after he asked her to name a single economist supporting her plan..."

God why won't she just go away, or something worse. What an ideal representative of all the motherfucking idiots in this country. Right there, in front of you, ladies and gentlemen. Maybe she SHOULD win - she certainly would better represent the "average American" than would Obama. God, kill me NOW.

Now I will get off Livejournal and continue to seethe.

*crosses fingers for Obama... it's 51%/49% in Indiana right now*

Come and run in the warm rain with me! :D

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY.

One more thing about Russia: Make whatever cracks you will about Russian gender relations, but they sure know how to treat their women good when they want to over there. Too bad my favorite two AU Russians aren't here to give me flowers this year. :(

As for you American boys, I'll bet you didn't even KNOW what today was, DID you? And I'll bet you won't fix it, either. Because you are cheap insensitive American assholes.

(I'm joking. Or 75% joking. Or genuinely bitter and angry, but aware that some of you are nice anyway so it's okay. Maybe.)

SEA CUCUMBERS ARE FUCKING AWESOME.

Anglerfish are pretty cool too, though. This is one of the most fucked up ways of mating I've ever heard of:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RitJe16c3sM

That is all.

THIS HAPPENED AT AU TODAY. :D :D :D

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/28/kennedy.obama/index.html
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-mL_iIoss

To make a long story short I didn't get into the arena but I did get to watch it on a small tv in the overflow section with about 500 other unlucky people, and then later I got to see him drive out and he was like 10 feet from me and he waved and smiled and had really nice skin and there were only like 10 of us there so it was like "Omfg he's waving at ME! *swoon*" and then I saw him again later through some bushes that we were spying on him through when he got out of his car again to go for lunch in the presidential mansion. No I am not THAT shallow to be supporting him just because he's cute... he just happens to be cute on the SIDE.

Going to AU is often like going to any other college in any other city... but eeeeeevery once in a while, something fucking AWESOME happens. Like THAT.

I've been a supporter of Obama ever since he declared he was running, but it wasn't until today that I really started to think of the potential of what could happen in this country if he won... and it was a very, very exciting prospect. Sorry libertarian-like people (and apathetic cynical people) who are reading this... I officially have Obama fever.

Until he loses, or gets shot in the head in a motorcade.

Umm.

Wee

73% Mike Gravel
68% Bill Richardson
67% Dennis Kucinich
64% Chris Dodd
58% Ron Paul
58% Barack Obama
56% John Edwards
56% Hillary Clinton
52% John McCain
52% Joe Biden
50% Rudy Giuliani
48% Mike Huckabee
41% Mitt Romney
32% Fred Thompson
31% Tom Tancredo

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

The political ideology quiz is total bullshit so I'm not doing it. Aaaand how did Kucinich end up so far up on my list, while the two candidates I support get equal percentages at 5th and 6th place? Something is not right here. That's okay though.

I am in DC again and it is lame.

I made cookies.

I am confused.

That is all for now.

*takes first chug of very large energy drink*

The next 24 hours

are really

going

to suck.

Someone stay awake with me!!

Oh dear, I've been tagged! (But as usual, I'm not tagging anyone else!) :D

"Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a view of their desktops as well."


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I almost feel like updating, buuuttt... nah. Soonish.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/10/17/colbert-announces-bid-for-the-white-house/

Joy!

(I want a cigarette. That was quick.)

Okay. So.

I am not going to fuck up this semester. I've decided. John's got the right idea - I'm not here to be getting sleep and feeling peace of mind and doing things I like, et cetera. I'm here to give people what they want so they give me As. I cannot fuck this up now - I'm a junior already! The end is in sight! Everything unrelated to getting good grades, including things that shouldn't be secondary, are now declared secondary. Me must go away for now, machine must take over.

This will be lots and lots of fun.

I need to set up some sort of thing that gives me a painful electrical shock any time I do something other than study. That would work wonders. (I will also probably need something that gives me a shock every time I think about alcohol, coffee or cigarettes soon.)

Okay! Here goes! (Watch me fall flat on my face!)